Archive for March, 2010

Follicle Fallout

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

The battle of the big-haired, little-haired, and hair-brained culminates tonight.

If the early voting results stay true, Perry just might shampoo that blonde right out of his hair without a rinse and repeat.  The teabagger found herself in some pretty hot water, but her tea leaves just weren’t strong enough to brew anything much more than a tint.   On the blue side it looks like the hair-challenged Bill White proved a little dab won’t do ya and foiled Shami.    

Here’s some top of the ballot early voting numbers for ya:

Statewide: 

Perry   279,535   (52.79%)     Hutchinson   161,438   (30.48%)     Medina   88,543   (16.72%)

White   176, 947   (75.95%)   Shami   28, 319   (12.15%)

Harris County:

Perry  378,771 (63.34%)    Hutchison   16,393   (26.78)     Medina   6,051   (9.88%)

White  35,535  (90.94%)    Shami   2,150   (5.50%)

Williamson County:

Perry   8,272   (57.72%)     Hutchison   3,564  (24.87%)     Medina   2,496  (17.42%)

White  2,700   (92.78%)     Shami   108   (3.71%)

Dallas County:

Perry    17,519   (50.30%)     Hutchison   11,588   (33.27%)     Medina   5,720   (16.42%)

White   15,818   (78.19%)     Shami   1,789   (8.84%)

Bexar County:

Perry   17,525   (52.71%)     Hutchison   11,446   (34.43%)     Medina   4,867   (12.86%)

White   16,826   (75.41%)     Shami   3,021   (13.54%)