Larry Craig. Mr. Potato Head.
Let’s recap. Last June 11, the Idaho Senator played peekaboo and footsie with an undercover cop in a Minneapolis airport men’s room. Yeah, right. It wasn’t footsie, it was his, ahem, wide stance. Yeah. right. Guess since he’s from Idaho, he’s got some really big potatoes or something else in his pants that makes him stand like that…
Since the cop didn’t swallow that (pun intended), the right honorable (another pun) Senator whips out (another pun) his senate business card and asked, “What do you think about that?” Then, when his card doesn’t do the trick (yep, another pun), he whined into a tape recorder that the police shouldn’t go around entrapping people.
Notice that he whined about getting caught, not for trying to get a lucky in an airport bathroom. That’s just plain nasty.
Then, like all truly innocent and misunderstood people, on August 8, Craig pleaded guilty, paid a $500 fine, and got a one year probated sentence.
After the story broke in Roll Call on August 27, Craig announced he would resign–at the end of September. With the memory of Mark Foley’s piccadillos with House Pages fresh in their minds, the beltway pachyderms heaved a great sigh of relief. But wait. Craig now says he’ll only resign if he can’t withdraw his guilty plea. Craig says he was a victim of overzealous police and the liberal media. Uh huh.
What’s a party to do??
Heeellloooo?? Anybody home up there?? This guy was convicted of cruising for gay sex in a PUBLIC bathroom. Seems like all the republicans up there in Idaho all have smashed potatoes for brains - or they’ve been sucking down the potato juice awful hard (a twofer!). According to Craig’s website, the Governor and party leaders are standing behind him. Well hell, we’d be afraid to stand in front of him, too! Heck, even the commie-lovin’ ACLU is standing up for him (another pun). Yikes.
What an insult to republican values. Kinda leaves a bad taste in your mouth.